One Thousand Thousand

(2015 – 2024)

Related pages: Millionaire (numbers)One by One.

The project was initially devised as a get-rich-slow scheme as outlined in the next paragraph. By the year two or three it became what it already was, a text piece.

Each series of a thousand conjures imaginary moments in time. Some are based on lived experience, others just capture my mood in the moment.

Some divulge vulnerabilities, others are thinly veiled rants.

Some indulge in wordplay, others are downright boring (come to think of it, some are both).

The Millionaire is divided into one thousand series of one thousand.

Each series consists of a single action, gesture, sound, text, object, etc. repeated one thousand times.

Each iteration is unique.

Each unique work that is purchased is time-stamped and numbered and chronologically compiled on the One by One page.

When purchasing one or more from the million works in the Millionaire the artist chooses the series, unless otherwise specified by the purchaser.

A new set of 100 came at the beginning of every year.

01. 2015: 1-100
02. 2016: 101-200
03. 2017: 201-300
04. 2018: 301-400
05. 2019: 401-500
06. 2020: 501-600
07. 2021: 601-700
08. 2022: 701-800
09. 2023: 801-900
10. 2024: 901-1000

Two thousand and fifteen

1 one thousand tongues sticking out as far as I can
2 one thousand multiplications of the number of the edition by itself done in longhand
3 one thousand additions of the number of the edition plus the date of the purchase
4 one thousand calls to someone to say hello and hang up
5 one thousand calls to you to just say hello and hang up
6 one thousand cracks of the right thumb
7 one thousand cracks of the neck
8 one thousand turns of the head as far as it can go to the left
9 one thousand turns of the head as far as it can go to the right
10 one thousand times writing the word thousand on a screen
11 one thousand times writing the word thousand on paper
12 one thousand pieces of paper with spit in the middle
13 one thousand mailings of an empty envelope to a random address
14 one thousand mailings of an empty envelope to your address
15 one thousand mailings of an empty envelope to your address with a typo on your name
16 one thousand mailings of an empty envelope to your address with a mistake inserted
17 one thousand mailings of an empty envelope to my address
18 one thousand tears on a page in a book
19 one thousand bends on a page in a book
20 one thousand underlines on a random word in a book
21 one thousand underlines on a significant word in a book
22 one thousand shifts of the eyes as far as they can go to the left
23 one thousand shifts of the eyes as far as they can go to the right
24 one thousand thoughts of you
25 one thousand thoughts of additions to this series
26 one thousand lists of things to do
27 one thousand first words heard on the radio as it is turned on
28 one thousand unpluggings of something currently in use
29 one thousand unpluggings of something currently not in use
30 one thousand openings of a window and shouting the number of the work
31 one thousand shouts of the number of the work followed by opening of a window
32 one thousand drawings of a circle
33 one thousand drawings of a square
34 one thousand drawings of a triangle
35 one thousand drawings of a rectangle
36 one thousand mutterings about how much more there is to do
37 one thousand mutterings about what I’ve gotten myself into
38 one thousand hummings to a song that comes to mind
39 one thousand hummings to a song that I despise
40 one thousand hummings to a song that you suggest
41 one thousand sayings of my first name
42 one thousand sayings of my last name
43 one thousand sayings of your first name
44 one thousand sayings of your last name
45 one thousand spellings out of a made up word
46 one thousand spellings out of a two-letter word
47 one thousand spellings out of a three-letter word
48 one thousand spellings out of a four-letter word
49 one thousand spellings out of a five-letter word
50 one thousand spellings out of a six-letter word
51 one thousand halves of an object
52 one thousand halves of a verb
53 one thousand halves of a name
54 one thousand halves of a sentence
55 one thousand steps up the stairs
56 one thousand steps down the stairs
57 one thousand sidesteps
58 one thousand openings of a door until slightly ajar
59 one thousand closings of a door slightly ajar
60 one thousand closings of a door wide open
61 one thousand openings of a door from ajar to wide open
62 one thousand winks of the right eye
63 one thousand winks of the left eye
64 one thousand pinches of the nose
65 one thousand pokes at the right cheek
66 one thousand pokes at the left cheek
67 one thousand counts from 1 to 2
68 one thousand counts from 1 to 3
69 one thousand counts from 1 to 4
70 one thousand counts from 1 to 5
71 one thousand counts from 1 to 6
72 one thousand counts from 1 to 7
73 one thousand counts from 1 to 8
74 one thousand counts from 1 to 9
75 one thousand counts from 1 to 10
76 one thousand repetitions of 1 ten times
77 one thousand counts down from 10 to 0
78 one thousand counts down from 9 to 0
79 one thousand counts down from 8 to 0
80 one thousand counts down from 7 to 0
81 one thousand counts down from 6 to 0
82 one thousand counts down from 5 to 0
83 one thousand counts down from 4 to 0
84 one thousand counts down from 3 to 0
85 one thousand counts down from 2 to 0
86 one thousand counts down from 1 to 0
87 one thousand one second doodles
88 one thousand sentences starting with “I am”
89 one thousand sentences starting with “You are”
90 one thousand sentences starting with “We are”
91 one thousand throws of the smallest object in front of me
92 one thousand touches of the largest object in front of me
93 one thousand scratches of my scalp
94 one thousand bites of an apple
95 one thousand bites of a cookie
96 one thousand bites of my tongue
97 one thousand taps of a pencil on a table
98 one thousand taps of a pen on a book
99 one thousand taps of a book on my head
100 one thousand scrawls of the number 100

Two thousand and sixteen

101 one thousand mutings of the main channel of my mixer as it plays back something
102 one thousand mutings of the main channel of my mixer even though it is not playing back anything
103 one thousand slow fade-ins
104 one thousand slow fade-outs
105 one thousand fast fade-ins
106 one thousand fast fade-outs
107 one thousand spoonfuls of oatmeal
108 one thousand spoonfuls of soup
109 one thousand spoonfuls of stew
110 one thousand banana peels in the compost
111 one thousand coffee grounds in the compost
112 one thousand apple cores in the compost
113 one thousand jottings of the first thing that comes to mind
114 one thousand jottings of the thing I have to do now
115 one thousand jottings of the thing I fear the most
116 one thousand yawns
117 one thousand swings
118 one thousand blinks
119 one thousand calls to my mother
120 one thousand calls to your mother
121 one thousand calls to my brother
122 one thousand calls to your brother
123 one thousand file backups
124 one thousand downloads
125 one thousand file transfers
126 one thousand knee bends
127 one thousand situps
128 one thousand squats
129 one thousand pushups
130 one thousand checks of the weather forecast
131 one thousand checks of the traffic report
132 one thousand checks of the road conditions
133 one thousand website fixes
134 one thousand lines of poetry
135 one thousand ingredients listed on items in the fridge
136 one thousand ingredients listed on items in the cupboard
137 one thousand dots from a red pen on a yellow post-it
138 one thousand dots from a black pen on a yellow post-it
139 one thousand dots from a blue pen on a yellow post-it
140 one thousand dots from a red pen on a green post-it
141 one thousand dots from a black pen on a green post-it
142 one thousand dots from a blue pen on a green post-it
143 one thousand dots from a red pen on a pink post-it
144 one thousand dots from a black pen on a pink post-it
145 one thousand dots from a blue pen on a pink post-it
146 one thousand lockings of the front door
147 one thousand unlockings of the front door
148 one thousand lockings of the office door
149 one thousand unlockings of the office door
150 one thousand dishes into the dishwasher
151 one thousand dishes out of the dishwasher
152 one thousand thoughts of physical exercises
153 one thousand taps on the base of my computer monitor
154 one thousand taps on my office desk
155 one thousand taps on my laptop
156 one thousand blowings of my nose
157 one thousand teeths flossed
158 one thousand saliva swallows
159 one thousand water swallows
160 one thousand coffee swallows
161 one thousand tea swallows
162 one thousand beer swallows
163 one thousand wine sips
164 one thousand whisky sips
165 one thousand hot water sips
166 one thousand names that tune
167 one thousand names that actor
168 one thousand names that location
169 one thousand tilts of my desk office light
170 one thousand pickups of the receiver and not dialing
171 one thousand lookings for my cell phone
172 one thousand lookings for my keys
173 one thousand putting on underwear
174 one thousand taking off underwear
175 one thousand keystrokes of the letter ‘a’
176 one thousand keystrokes of the letter ‘b’
177 one thousand keystrokes of the letter ‘c’
178 one thousand checks that none of these lists repeat
179 one thousand smellings of armpits
180 one thousand smellings of socks
181 one thousand smellings of coffee brewing
182 one thousand smellings of the outside
183 one thousand thoughts about Beckett
184 one thousand thoughts about everyone else
185 one thousand hopes for a better world
186 one thousand wishes for a less naive way to say it
187 one thousand file renamings (digital)
188 one thousand file renamings (hardcopy)
189 one thousand putting on headphones
190 one thousand taking off headphones
191 one thousand putting on glasses
192 one thousand taking off glasses
193 one thousand lineups of the things on my desk
194 one thousand steps towards something I want
195 one thousand steps away from something I don’t want
196 one thousand decisions
197 one thousand indecisions
198 one thousand thanks
199 one thousand hellos
200 one thousand haunts of my father’s final days

Two thousand and seventeen

201 one thousand goodbyes
202 one thousand gloves put on
203 one thousand gloves taken off
204 one thousand whisperings of the number two hundred and four
205 one thousand checks of train schedule
206 one thousand checks of bus schedule
207 one thousand checks of plane schedule
208 one thousand checks of where my cheques are
209 one thousand looks at restaurant bill to make sure it adds up
210 one thousand looks at restaurant bill to figure out tip
211 one thousand looks at grocery bill to freak out at total
212 one thousand answers to telemarketing calls with false interest
213 one thousand answers to telemarketing calls with sympathy for caller
214 one thousand answers to telemarketing calls with no sympathy for caller
215 one thousand purchases of a book I will never read
216 one thousand purchases of a book I will read right away
217 one thousand purchases of a book I will read some day
218 one thousand purchases of a book you’ve recommended
219 one thousand purchases of a book you’ve hated
220 one thousand purchases of a book you’ve heard about
221 one thousand password changes
222 one thousand word changes in a text I am writing
223 one thousand word changes in a text you are writing
224 one thousand additions of a comma in a place where it was needed
225 one thousand additions of a comma in a place where it was not needed
226 one thousand removals of a comma in a place where it was needed
227 one thousand removals of a comma in a place where it was not needed
228 one thousand replacements of a period by a question mark
229 one thousand replacements of a question mark by an exclamation mark
230 one thousand replacements of an exclamation mark by a period
231 one thousand replacements of a period by an exclamation mark
232 one thousand replacements of an exclamation mark by a question mark
233 one thousand replacements of a question mark by a period
234 one thousand defacements of something I own
235 one thousand defacements of something you own
236 one thousand defacements of something I do not own
237 one thousand defacements of something neither of us own
238 one thousand questionings of politicians’ motivations
239 one thousand questionings of evildoers’ motivations
240 one thousand questionings of fearmongers’ motivations
241 one thousand doubts about one’s own intentions
242 one thousand doubts about one’s own abilities
243 one thousand doubts about one’s own qualities
244 one thousand shifts of perspective
245 one thousand shifts of position
246 one thousand shifts of mood
247 one thousand displacements of the smallest thing closest to me now
248 one thousand displacements of the largest thing closest to me now
249 one thousand displacements of the smallest thing closest to you now
250 one thousand displacements of the largest thing closest to you now
251 one thousand dance moves
252 one thousand dance stills
253 one thousand retractions
254 one thousand apologies
255 one thousand jabs
256 one thousand jabs of the right index finger on right thigh
257 one thousand jabs of the right index finger on left thigh
258 one thousand jabs of the left index finger on right thigh
259 one thousand jabs of the left index finger on left thigh
260 one thousand taps of the fingers of my left hand on my desk
261 one thousand taps of the fingers of my right hand on my desk
262 one thousand taps of the fingers of right hand on left hand
263 one thousand taps of the fingers of left hand on right hand
264 one thousand records on turntable
265 one thousand compact discs into player
266 one thousand tapes into cassette player
267 one thousand worries about my mother’s health
268 one thousand worries about my brother’s future
269 one thousand complaints about the weather
270 one thousand complaints about the state
271 one thousand left shoes tied
272 one thousand right shoes tied
273 one thousand left shoes untied
274 one thousand right shoes untied
275 one thousand steps
276 one thousand jumps
277 one thousand jumps as high as I can
278 one thousand jumps as subtle as a I can
279 one thousand hints
280 one thousand hits
281 one thousand hits with a microphone
282 one thousand hits of a microphone
283 one thousand hits of a microphone with a microphone
284 one thousand minutes waiting for a plane to takeoff
285 one thousand minutes waiting for a train to arrive
286 one thousand minutes hoping that this will all be over soon
287 one thousand minutes hoping that this will never end
288 one thousand decisions about one thing or another
289 one thousand decisions of no consequence
290 one thousand shin scrapes while bringing in bike
291 one thousand shin scrapes while taking out bike
292 one thousand episodes watched
293 one thousand episodes not yet watched
294 one thousand thoughts that I will never utter
295 one thousand ideas I’ve had that are no good
296 one thousand ideas I’ve had that could be good
297 one thousand realizations that the challenges we face are insurmountable
298 one thousand realizations that our potential is infinite
299 one thousand moments where I thought we were on the right track
300 one thousand moments where I thought we were going the wrong way

Two thousand and eighteen

301 one thousand ways to thicken the plot
302 one thousand ways to miss a deadline
303 one thousand ways to forget an appointment
304 one thousand compromises for the sake of attention
305 one thousand compromises for the sake of adulation
306 one thousand compromises for the sake of peace
307 one thousand seats sat in in waiting rooms
308 one thousand seats sat in on airplanes
309 one thousand seats sat in in offices
310 one thousand synonyms found and used
311 one thousand synonyms found and ignored
312 one thousand antonyms found and used
313 one thousand antonyms found and ignored
314 one thousand distractions indulged
315 one thousand distractions ignored
316 one thousand deliveries missed
317 one thousand deliveries received
318 one thousand radical shifts
319 one thousand minor tweaks
320 one thousand elastics stretched
321 one thousand elastics released
322 one thousand adjectives aptly used
323 one thousand adjectives inaptly used
324 one thousand thoughts not written down
325 one thousand thoughts tout court
326 one thousand moments of togetherness
327 one thousand moments of loneliness
328 one thousand moments of tension
329 one thousand moments of anger
330 one thousand moments of disappointment
331 one thousand moments of elation
332 one thousand temperature checks
333 one thousand folds of a shirt
334 one thousand folds of a sweater
335 one thousand folds of a pair of pants
336 one thousand discoveries of moth holes
337 one thousand discoveries of mouse poop
338 one thousand contributions to a worthwhile cause
339 one thousand contributions to a joint effort
340 one thousand suspicions that something is wrong
341 one thousand suspicions that you might be wrong
342 one thousand suspicions that I might be wrong
343 one thousand suspicions unspecified
344 one thousand simmering hostilities
345 one thousand simmering annoyances
346 one thousand turns for the worse
347 one thousand turns for the better
348 one thousand turns
349 one thousand turns left
350 one thousand turns right
351 one thousand crises averted
352 one thousand crises
353 one thousand crises intensified
354 one thousand complications
355 one thousand simplifications
356 one thousand explanations
357 one thousand instructions
358 one thousand understandings
359 one thousand misunderstandings
360 one thousand references
361 one thousand references to unknown factors
362 one thousand references to known factors
363 one thousand deferences
364 one thousand spent shells
365 one thousand spent forces
366 one thousand spent resources
367 one thousand tangible efforts
368 one thousand results
369 one thousand abstract influences
370 one thousand speculations
371 one thousand pronouncements
372 one thousand declarations
373 one thousand utterances
374 one thousand stutterances
375 one thousand suppositions that the end is near
376 one thousand suppositions that we are only at the beginning
377 one thousand suppositions that this has to go on for a while yet
378 one thousand suppositions that a straight line does not bend
379 one thousand suppositions that a straight line has no knots
380 one thousand double negatives that cancel each other out
381 one thousand quiet moments
382 one thousand silences
383 one thousand sounds
384 one thousand noises
385 one thousand throes
386 one thousand throws
387 one thousand links
388 one thousand connections
389 one thousand parallels
390 one thousand intersections
391 one thousand breaths
392 one thousand inhales
393 one thousand exhales
394 one thousand hails
395 one thousand wails
396 one thousand insertions
397 one thousand semblances at sensitivity
398 one thousand interest feigns
399 one thousand cares given
400 one thousand comeuppances wished upon

Two thousand and nineteen

401 one thousand truths
402 one thousand lies
403 one thousand breaks
404 one thousand fakes
405 one thousand moves
406 one thousand moves like Jagger
407 one thousand moves like Ian Curtis
408 one thousand moves like James Brown
409 one thousand moves like Thelonious Monk
410 one thousand moves like PJ Harvey
411 one thousand moves like Janelle Monáe
412 one thousand moves like Ari Up
413 one thousand moves like Kate Bush
414 one thousand dishes teetering
415 one thousand slugs inching
416 one thousand fences rattling
417 one thousand engines vibrating
418 one thousand motors humming
419 one thousand insects scurrying
420 one thousand voices from Diamanda Galás
421 one thousand verifications that the door is locked
422 one thousand checks that the window is shut
423 one thousand assurances that everything will be alright
424 one thousand convictions that we can’t go on like this
425 one thousand symptoms that can no longer be ignored
426 one thousand moments of hesitation
427 one thousand anxieties that eventually subside
428 one thousand exaggerations rooted in panic
429 one thousand certainties based on shaky ground
430 one thousand worlds from Samuel R. Delany
431 one thousand fires started
432 one thousand essays essayed
433 one thousand trips postponed
434 one thousand falls thwarted
435 one thousand meanderings indulged
436 one thousand tangents pursued
437 one thousand threads weaved
438 one thousand quests questioned
439 one thousand paths passed
440 one thousand leaps from Louise Lecavalier
441 one thousand edits in word
442 one thousand edits in protools
443 one thousand edits in premiere
444 one thousand edits in audacity
445 one thousand unnecessary edits
446 one thousand edits that make everything better
447 one thousand edits that improve things somewhat
448 one thousand edits that barely make a dent
449 one thousand edits that make it clear that it’d better to start from scratch
450 one thousand turns from Clarice Lispector
451 one thousand incisive slivers
452 one thousand disease dangers
453 one thousand morning headaches
454 one thousand cancer scares
455 one thousand surface blemishes
456 one thousand bloody bruises
457 one thousand recurring injuries
458 one thousand chronic conditions
459 one thousand pains deep inside
460 one thousand freedoms from Fred Moten
461 one thousand fairs
462 one thousand facts
463 one thousand farms
464 one thousand followers
465 one thousand functions
466 one thousand demons
467 one thousand dirtbags
468 one thousand devils
469 one thousand degenerates
470 one thousand notes from Gould
471 one thousand fears of one own’s death
472 one thousand fears of death of a loved one
473 one thousand fears of a painful death
474 one thousand fears of death in general
475 one thousand fears of not fearing death
476 one thousand attractions for distractions
477 one thousand pulls in one direction
478 one thousand loves of wordplays
479 one thousand nudges from a pet
480 one thousand declamations from Artaud
481 one thousand raves about
482 one thousand parallels with
483 one thousand resonances with
484 one thousand praises for
485 one thousand fancies for
486 one thousand sympathies for
487 one thousand envies about
488 one thousand disappointments in
489 one thousand divergences from
490 one thousand verses from Lisa Robertson
491 one thousand evaluations
492 one thousand regrets
493 one thousand reductions
494 one thousand predictions
495 one thousand verdicts
496 one thousand deductions
497 one thousand conclusions
498 one thousand assessments
499 one thousand appraisals
500 one thousand year ends

Two thousand and twenty

501 one thousand new beginnings
502 one thousand second thoughts
503 one thousand third place finishes
504 one thousand quarterly returns
505 one thousand fifth columns
506 one thousand sixth senses
507 one thousand seventh heavens
508 one thousand eight balls
509 one thousand nine times out of ten
510 one thousand tenors on tenners
511 one thousand eleventh hours
512 one thousand dirty dozens
513 one thousand chapters
514 one thousand paragraphs
515 one thousand sentences
516 one thousand words
517 one thousand letters
518 one thousand graphemes
519 one thousand schemes in need of more scheming
520 one thousand possible possibilities
521 one thousand misplaced wallets
522 one thousand well placed compliments
523 one thousand tricky exits
524 one thousand compromised endowments
525 one thousand tainted donations
526 one thousand say-no-more snafus
527 one thousand Damoclean predicaments
528 one thousand distinct differences
529 one thousand relativizing reductions
530 one thousand undetermined determinations
531 one thousand lengths of time
532 one thousand measures of distance
533 one thousand amounts of action
534 one thousand measures of change
535 one thousand hopes for the future
536 one thousand disillusioned realizations
537 one thousand primal scenes
538 one thousand primal cuts
539 one thousand prime subscriptions
540 one thousand prime neighbors
541 one thousand prime numbers
542 one thousand prime adjacents
543 one thousand pleas
544 one thousand leans
545 one thousand gleans
546 one thousand sheens
547 one thousand fiends
548 one thousand friends
549 one thousand fries
550 one thousand fortitudes
551 one thousand faints
552 one thousand feints
553 one thousand taints
554 one thousand saints
555 one thousand integrated circuits
556 one thousand capacious capacitors
557 one thousand activist resistors
558 one thousand phone pings
559 one thousand coats put on because I was too cold
560 one thousand coats taken off because I was too warm
561 one thousand five hundred and sixty-ones
562 one thousand five hundred and sixty-twos
563 one thousand five hundred and sixty-threes
564 one thousand five hundred and sixty-fours
565 one thousand five hundred and sixty-fives
566 one thousand five hundred and sixty-sixes
567 one thousand five hundred and sixty-sevens
568 one thousand five hundred and sixty-eights
569 one thousand five hundred and sixty-nines
570 one thousand denying diatribes
571 one thousand defying deferrals
572 one thousand dangling dandies
573 one thousand damaged deposits
574 one thousand endangered eels
575 one thousand esteemed educators
576 one thousand elongated episodes
577 one thousand erupted efforts
578 one thousand embossed embouchures
579 one thousand beats
580 one thousand offbeats
581 one thousand downbeats
582 one thousand upbeats
583 one thousand beatings
584 one thousand fearings
585 one thousand fares
586 one thousand fairs
587 one thousand dares
588 one thousand false starts
589 one thousand dead ends
590 one thousand pass musters
591 one thousand lowerings of the bar
592 one thousand raisings of the bar
593 one thousand divagations
594 one thousand procrastinations
595 one thousand digressions
596 one thousand stallings
597 one thousand ditherings
598 one thousand vacillations
599 one thousand wobbles
600 one thousand realizations that there is still 400 to go

Two thousand and twenty-one

601 one thousand femtoseconds
602 one thousand picoseconds
603 one thousand nanoseconds
604 one thousand microseconds
605 one thousand milliseconds
606 one thousand centiseconds
607 one thousand deciseconds
608 one thousand seconds
609 one thousand minutes
610 one thousand hours
611 one thousand days
612 one thousand weeks
613 one thousand months
614 one thousand seasons
615 one thousand years
616 one thousand anniversaries
617 one thousand ages
618 one thousand biennials
619 one thousand triennials
620 one thousand decades
621 one thousand centuries
622 one thousand millenia
623 one thousand eras
624 one thousand waves
625 one thousand vaccines
626 one thousand viruses
627 one thousand variants
628 one thousand variations
629 one thousand vagaries
630 one thousand grumblings
631 one thousand gremlins
632 one thousand groundings
633 one thousand grabbings
634 one thousand deliveries
635 one thousand deliverances
636 one thousand acceptances
637 one thousand denials
638 one thousand vials
639 one thousand trials
640 one thousand incarcerations
641 one thousand cancellations
642 one thousand vituperations
643 one thousand evils
644 one thousand viles
645 one thousand lives
646 one thousand lives lost
647 one thousand live concerts
648 one thousand converts
649 one thousand convents
650 one thousand conventions
651 one thousand conventionalists
652 one thousand second waves
653 one thousand third waves
654 one thousand fourth waves
655 one thousand fifth waves
656 one thousand sixth waves
657 one thousand seventh waves
658 one thousand eighth waves
659 one thousand ninth waves
660 one thousand tenth waves
661 one thousand sixth senses
662 one thousand six sixes
663 one thousand sick sexes
664 one thousand sic vexes
665 one thousand almost beasts
666 one thousand beastly numbers
667 one thousand next to the beasts
668 one thousand buried bodies
669 one thousand home bodies
670 one thousand virtual bodies
671 one thousand zooms
672 one thousand booms
673 one thousand vrooms
674 one thousand dooms
675 one thousand blooms
676 one thousand blue moons
677 one thousand decisions with vision
678 one thousand doomed moves
679 one thousand disgruntled admissions
680 one thousand domes of inclusion
681 one thousand vagrant diffusions
682 one thousand 80s references
683 one thousand post-punk pundits
684 one thousand Orwellian confirmations
685 one thousand trickle down theories
686 one thousand economic downturns
687 one thousand uptown upturns
688 one thousand recessions for the many
689 one thousand concessions for the few
690 one thousand exonerations for the unscrupulous
691 one thousand phrases containing one word
692 one thousand phrases containing two words
693 one thousand phrases containing three words
694 one thousand phrases containing four words
695 one thousand phrases containing five words
696 one thousand phrases containing six words
697 one thousand phrases containing seven words
698 one thousand phrases containing eight words
699 one thousand phrases containing nine words
700 one thousand phrases containing zero words

Two thousand and twenty-two

701 one thousand As
702 one thousand Bs
703 one thousand Cs
704 one thousand Ds
705 one thousand Es
706 one thousand Fs
707 one thousand Gs
708 one thousand Hs
709 one thousand Is
710 one thousand Js
711 one thousand Ks
712 one thousand Ls
713 one thousand Ms
714 one thousand Ns
715 one thousand Os
716 one thousand Ps
717 one thousand Qs
718 one thousand Rs
719 one thousand Ss
720 one thousand Ts
721 one thousand Us
722 one thousand Vs
723 one thousand Ws
724 one thousand Xs
725 one thousand Ys
726 one thousand Zs
727 one thousand reminders of remainders
728 one thousand rallies by remainers
729 one thousand ravages by ragers
730 one thousand sins of syncopation
731 one thousand sympathy for signs
732 one thousand soliloquies at sunset
733 one thousand books that should have been shorter
734 one thousand books that should have been longer
735 one thousand books that shouldn’t have been written
736 one thousand books that have been written but never read
737 one thousand books that have been read but never written
738 one thousand blank books
739 one thousand open books
740 one thousand closed books
741 one thousand spinning spines
742 one thousand spiteful spines
743 one thousand spineless spines
744 one thousand complete discographies
745 one thousand incomplete discographies
746 one thousand incompletes
747 one thousand fill-in-the-blanks
748 one thousand empty fields
749 one thousand worms
750 one thousand forms
751 one thousand forms to download
752 one thousand forms to fill
753 one thousand fictional realities
754 one thousand real fictions
755 one thousand fabrications
756 one thousand fabulations
757 one thousand factory farms
758 one thousand family farms
759 one thousand family harms
760 one thousand charms but not spells
761 one thousand quotes but not cites
762 one thousand gadgets that promise and deliver
763 one thousand gadgets that promise and renege
764 one thousand gadgets that never promised and still deliver
765 one thousand gadgets that never promised and never deliver
766 one thousand files filed
767 one thousand files unfulfilled
768 one thousand filos
769 one thousand edibles but indigestible
770 one thousand digests of histories too large to encompass
771 one thousand directions to the nowhere that is where it’s at
772 one thousand distinctions
773 one thousand similarities
774 one thousand smile similes
775 one thousand sine waves
776 one thousand signs of danger
777 one thousand deadly sins
778 one thousand whims
779 one thousand dims
780 one thousand rims
781 one thousand shims
782 one thousand hopes that you amount to something
783 one thousand realizations that you don’t
784 one thousand assumptions that you won’t remembered
785 one thousand unannounced departures
786 one thousand steps away
787 one thousand step asides
788 one thousand withdrawals
789 one thousand addictions
790 one thousand disjunctions
791 one thousand junctions
792 one thousand disruptions
793 one thousand ruptions
794 one thousand islands
795 one thousand isolations
796 one thousand insoles
797 one thousand simple minds
798 one thousand coal mines
799 one thousand mine as wells
800 one thousand round numbers

Two thousand and twenty-three

801 one thousand of those despicables
802 one thousand of them deplorables
803 one thousand of these detestables
804 one thousand red roses
805 one thousand yellow yolks
806 one thousand blue berries
807 one thousand red rages
808 one thousand green goblins
809 one thousand verdant scapes
810 one thousand roadside stations
811 one thousand broadside vituperations
812 one thousand sideway glances
813 one thousand elections to be won
814 one thousand elections to be lost
815 one thousand voting ballots
816 one thousand voting booths
817 one thousand woos
818 one thousand shallots
819 one thousand woes
820 one thousand empty lots
821 one thousand parking bots
822 one thousand itches to scratch
823 one thousand itches to avoid scratching
824 one thousand mysterious bites
825 one thousand worrisome bites
826 one thousand devolutions of the social order for the worse
827 one thousand devolutions of the social order for the better
828 one thousand drones that enchant
829 one thousand drones that bore
830 one thousand drones that properly credit Tony Conrad
831 one thousand drones that crash
832 one thousand lazy days
833 one thousand lazy ways
834 one thousand lazy tout court
835 one thousand masked flights
836 one thousand maskless flights
837 one thousand versions of you
838 one thousand versions of me
839 one thousand watching what I eat
840 one thousand watching what I say
841 one thousand Mondays that follow Tuesdays
842 one thousand Tuesdays that follow Mondays
843 one thousand Wednesdays that follow Tuesdays
844 one thousand Thursdays that follow Wednesdays
845 one thousand Fridays that follow Thursdays
846 one thousand Saturdays that follow Fridays
847 one thousand Sundays that follow Saturdays
848 one thousand items on the to-do list
849 one thousand to-do lists
850 one thousand items on the not-done lists
851 one thousand not-done lists
852 one thousand appointments scheduled
853 one thousand appointments postponed
854 one thousand appointments cancelled
855 one thousand naps needed
856 one thousand apps deleted
857 one thousand making sure something is charged
858 one thousand noticing that something hasn’t charged
859 one thousand groggy mornings
860 one thousand dreary mornings
861 one thousand bright mornings
862 one thousand fresh mornings
863 one thousand plans to change patterns
864 one thousand plans to exercise
865 one thousand plans to read more
866 one thousand plans to scroll less
867 one thousand convictions that there is no god
868 one thousand convictions that there is only love
869 one thousand naive follies
870 one thousand energies
871 one thousand silly grins
872 one thousand sanguine beliefs
873 one thousand snack sneak attacks
874 one thousand skipped meals
875 one thousand fast breaks
876 one thousand lifetimes of longing
877 one thousand restful moments
878 one thousand stressful moments
879 one thousand moments where it could go either way
880 one thousand beginnings that don’t end well
881 one thousand endings that are long overdue
882 one thousand differences that repeat
883 one thousand repetitions that differ
884 one thousand scribbles to decipher
885 one thousand glances to interpret
886 one thousand silences that linger
887 one thousand noises that grate
888 one thousand appeals to appease
889 one thousand reveals that are no surprise
890 one thousand times you were there
891 one thousand times you weren’t
892 one thousand times you said you could
893 one thousand times you said you should
894 one thousand times you said you would
895 one thousand times you and I
896 one thousand times I thought I could
897 one thousand times I thought I should
898 one thousand times I thought I would
899 one thousand times I told you so
900 one thousand times like these

Two thousand and twenty-four

901 one thousand endings
902 one thousand Februaries that follow Januaries
903 one thousand Marches that follow Februaries
904 one thousand Aprils that follow Marches
905 one thousand Mays that follow Aprils
906 one thousand Junes that follow Mays
907 one thousand Julys that follow Junes
908 one thousand Augusts that follow Julys
909 one thousand Septembers that follow Augusts
910 one thousand Octobers that follow Septembers
911 one thousand Novembers that follow Octobers
912 one thousand Decembers that follow Novembers
913 one thousand Januaries that follow Decembers
914 one thousand finger wags
915 one thousand fixers fixings
916 one thousand fingers licking
917 one thousand fixers nixings
918 one thousand debatable arguments
919 one thousand cogent arguments
920 one thousand costly but necessary renos
921 one thousand trips for fun
922 one thousand trips for work
923 one thousand staycations gone astray
924 one thousand stressful vacations
925 one thousand carings
926 one thousand not carings
927 one thousand pics taken and then forgotten
928 one thousand pics taken and then posted
929 one thousand clunky cables
930 one thousand redundancies
931 one thousand oversights
932 one thousand sighs
933 one thousand gestures in gest
934 one thousand rude aspics
935 one thousand batteries below bathwater
936 one thousand sneezes that last forever
937 one thousand reminiscences to fill a silence
938 one thousand verbs that are also nouns
939 one thousand verifiable lies
940 one thousand veritable veracities
941 one thousand cities that aren’t car-centric
942 one thousand eccentric elegies
943 one thousand wakes that awaken
944 one thousand dead but not
945 one thousand dead and already
946 one thousand unfinished utterances
947 one thousand hypothetical wagers
948 one thousand theoretical tests
949 one thousand speculative studies
950 one thousand flights of fancy
951 one thousand disturbances you witness
952 one thousand disturbances you hear about
953 one thousand banal epiphanies
954 one thousand singularities
955 one thousand single ladies
956 one thousand memorable anthems
957 one thousand themes of deeds
958 one thousand actions and reactions
959 one thousand ends that justify the means
960 one thousand unjustifiable means
961 one thousand ends and means that are just plain mean
962 one thousand justifications that crumble upon closer scrutiny
963 one thousand saviors that need saving
964 one thousand savings that evaporate
965 one thousand rates that increase
966 one thousand secrets to keep
967 one thousand secrets to secrete
968 one thousand reaches for the door
969 one thousand emergency exits
970 one thousand emergent existences
971 one thousand terminal terminologies
972 one thousand termites
973 one thousand entities that are smarter than us
974 one thousand properly predicated indictments
975 one thousand dancers waiting for the beat to drop
976 one thousand artists who think they are hot stuff
977 one thousand artists who are hot stuff
978 one thousand times nine hundred and seventy-eight
979 one thousand times nine hundred and seventy-nine
980 one thousand sublimations
981 one thousand perigrinations
982 one thousand moments you thought you could have died
983 one thousand moments you thought you were going to die
984 one thousand moments you died
985 one thousand imminent threats
986 one thousand eminent domains
987 one thousand failures to open your mouth
988 one thousand failures to open a book
989 one thousand checks
990 one thousand balances
991 one thousand dabs leading to dabbles
992 one thousand ways to vie
993 one thousand ways to say goodbye
994 one thousand 1001 nights
995 one thousand finals won
996 one thousand finals lost
997 one thousand steps towards the finish line
998 one thousand and one steps beyond
999 one thousand debates about what to do next

1000 one thousand beginnings